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'I have。 It's insoluble。 But there's all this' … she revealed some trays of glassy titbits … 'and anyway; people always find ways of eating things at parties。 D'you remember we once ate potted shrimps with a paper knife?'
'Did we?'
'Darling' it was the night you popped the question。'
'As I remember; you popped。'
'Well; the night we got engaged。 But you haven't said how you like the; arrangements。'
The arrangements; apart from the swan and the flowers; consisted of a steward already inextricably trapped in the corner behind an improvised bar; and another steward; tray in hand; in parative freedom。
'A cinema actor's dream;' I said。
'Cinema actors;' said my wife; 'that's what I want to talk about。'
She came with me to my dressing…room and talked while I changed。 It had occurred to her that; with my interest in architecture; my true m閠ier was designing scenery for the films; and she had asked two Hollywood magnates to the party with whom she wished to ingratiate me。
We returned to the sitting…room。
'Darling; I believe you've taken against my bird。 Don't be beastly about it in front of the purser。 It was sweet of him to think of it。 Besides; you know; if you had read about it in the description of a sixteenth…century banquet in Venice; you would have said those were the days to live。'
'In sixteenth…century Venice it would have been a somewhat different shape。'
'Here is Father Christmas。 We were just in raptures over your swan。'
The chief purser came into the room and shook hands; powerfully。
'Dear Lady Celia;' he said; 'if you'll put on your warmest clothes and e on an expedition into the cold storage with me tomorrow; I can show you a whole Noah's Ark of such objects。 The toast will be along in a minute。 They're keeping it hot。'
'Toast!' said my wife; as though this was something beyond the dreams of gluttony。 'Do you hear that Charles? Toast。'
Soon the guests began to arrive; there was nothing to delay them。 'Celia;' they said; 'what a grand cabin and what a beautiful swan!' and; for all that it was one of the largest in the ship; our room was soon painfully crowded; they began to put out their cigarettes in the little pool of ice…water which now surrounded the swan。
The purser made a sensation; as sailors like to do; by predicting a storm。 'How can you be so beastly?' asked my wife; conveying the flattering suggestion that not only the cabin and the caviar; but the waves; too; were at his mand。 'Anyway; storms don't affect a ship like this; do they?'
'Might hold us back a bit。'
'But it wouldn't make us sick?'
'Depends if you're a good sailor。 I'm always sick in storms; ever since I was a boy。'
'I don't believe it。 He's just being sadistic。 e over here; there's something I want to show you。'
It was the latest photograph of her children。 'Charles hasn't even seen Caroline yet。 Isn't it thrilling for him?'
There were no friends of mine there; but I knew about a third of the party; and talked away civilly enough。 An elderly woman said to me; 'So you're Charles。 I feel I know you through and through; Celia's talked so much about you。'
'Through and through;' I thought。 'Through and through is a long way; madam。 Can you indeed see into those dark places where my own eyes seek in vain to guide me? Can you tell me; dear Mrs Stuyvesant Oglander … if I am correct in thinking that is how I heard my wife speak of you … why it is that at this moment; while I talk to you; here; about my forthing exhibition; I am thinking all the time only of when Julia will e? Why can I talk like this to you; but not to her? Why have I already set her apart from humankind; and myself with her? What is going on in those secret places of my spirit with which you make so free? What is cooking; Mrs Stuyvesant Oglander?'
Still Julia did not e; and the noise of twenty people in that tiny room; which was so large that no one hired it; was the noise of a multitude。
Then I saw a curious thing。 There was a little red…headed man whom no one seemed to know; a dowdy fellow quite unlike the general run of my wife's guests; he had been standing by the caviar for twenty minutes eating as fast as a rabbit。 Now he wiped his mouth with his handkerchief and; on the impulse apparently; leaned forward and dabbed the beak of the swan; removing the drop of water that had been swelling there and would soon have fallen。 Then he looked round furtively to see if he had been observed; caught my eye; and giggled nervously。
'Been wanting to do that for a long time;' he said。 'Bet you don't know how many drops to the minute。 I do; I counted。'
'I've no idea。'
'Guess。 Tanner if you're wrong; half a dollar if you're right。 That's fair。'
'Three;' I said。
'Coo; you're a sharp one。 Been counting 'em yourself。' But he showed no inclination to pay this debt。 Instead he said: 'How d'you figure this out。 I'm an Englishman born and bred; but this is my first time on the Atlantic。'
'You flew out perhaps?'
'No; nor over it。'
'Then I presume you went round the world and came across the Pacific。'
'You are a sharp one and no mistake。 I've made quite a bit getting into arguments over that one。'
'What was your route?' I asked; wishing to be agreeable。
'Ah; that'd be telling。 Well; I must skedaddle。 So long。'
'Charles; said my wife; 'this is Mr Kramm; of Interastral Films。'
'So you are Mr Charles Ryder;' said Mr Kramm。
'Yes。'
'Well; well。; well;' he paused。 I waited。 'The purser here says we're heading for dirty weather。 What d'you know about that?'
'Far less than the purser。'
'Pardon me; Mr Ryder; I don't quite get you。'
'I mean I know less than the purser。'
'Is that so? Well; well; well。 I've enjoyed our talk very much。 I hope that it will be the first of many。'
An Englishwoman said: 'Oh; that swan! Six weeks in America has given me an absolute phobia of ice。 Do tell me; how did it feel meeting Celia again after two years? I know I should feel indecently bridal。 But Celia's never quite got the orange blossom out of her hair; has she?'
Another woman said: 'Isn't it heaven